Every week Janet Parshall’s America produces a newsletter with a fabulous factoid of faith, and when I read today’s I just had a flurry of thoughts go through my mind that I thought were funny. Here’s the fact:
The longest word in the Bible is “Mahershalalhashbaz” (Isa. 8:1).
So based on that fact I thought it would be funny to make a list taking modern book titles. Read on…
The Prayer of Mahershalalhashbaz
The Purpose Driven Life of Mahershalalhashbaz.
The Spiritual Secrets of Mahershalalhashbaz
Total Heart Health for Mahershalalhashbaz (based on his spiritual secrets of course)
Tortured for Mahershalalhashbaz
Sing O’ Mahershalalhashbaz (a collection of Zionistic hymns)
Your Best Life Now by Mahershalalhashbaz
Twelve Ordinary Men with Long Names Like Mahershalalhashbaz
How to Study the Torah and Pronounce Mahershalalhashbaz
What Every Sunday School Teacher Should Know About Mahershalalhashbaz
Why Men Hate Going to Church: It’s Because of Mahershalalhashbaz
In Every Pew Sits A Mahershalalhashbaz
Mad Mahershalalhashbaz (exposing the truth about who he really is)
Or In Remembrance of Me – Mahershalalhashbaz (because I have a long name)
Waking the Dead: The Story of Mahershalalhashbaz and How His Heart Became Alive
The Sacred Romance of Mahershalalhashbaz
The Journey of Mahershalalhashbaz’s Desire
Protecting Your Teen from Mahershalalhashbaz
Mahershalalhashbaz’s is No More Christian Nice Guy
I Don’t Have Enough Faith to Say Mahershalalhashbaz
Mahershalalhashbaz Progress
And if Mahershalalhashbaz blogged could you even begin to imagine what that would look like!
Talk to you soon!
