Mahershalalhashbaz Humor

Every week Janet Parshall’s America produces a newsletter with a fabulous factoid of faith, and when I read today’s I just had a flurry of thoughts go through my mind that I thought were funny. Here’s the fact:

The longest word in the Bible is “Mahershalalhashbaz” (Isa. 8:1).

So based on that fact I thought it would be funny to make a list taking modern book titles. Read on…

The Prayer of Mahershalalhashbaz

The Purpose Driven Life of Mahershalalhashbaz.

The Spiritual Secrets of Mahershalalhashbaz

Total Heart Health for Mahershalalhashbaz (based on his spiritual secrets of course)

Tortured for Mahershalalhashbaz

Sing O’ Mahershalalhashbaz (a collection of Zionistic hymns)

Your Best Life Now by Mahershalalhashbaz

Twelve Ordinary Men with Long Names Like Mahershalalhashbaz

How to Study the Torah and Pronounce Mahershalalhashbaz

What Every Sunday School Teacher Should Know About Mahershalalhashbaz

Why Men Hate Going to Church: It’s Because of Mahershalalhashbaz

In Every Pew Sits A Mahershalalhashbaz

Mad Mahershalalhashbaz (exposing the truth about who he really is)

Or In Remembrance of Me – Mahershalalhashbaz (because I have a long name)

Waking the Dead: The Story of Mahershalalhashbaz and How His Heart Became Alive

The Sacred Romance of Mahershalalhashbaz

The Journey of Mahershalalhashbaz’s Desire

Protecting Your Teen from Mahershalalhashbaz

Mahershalalhashbaz’s is No More Christian Nice Guy

I Don’t Have Enough Faith to Say Mahershalalhashbaz

Mahershalalhashbaz Progress

And if Mahershalalhashbaz blogged could you even begin to imagine what that would look like!

Talk to you soon!

1 comment so far

  1. Reasoned Audacity January 7, 2006 7:17 pm

    Morning in Philly

    Picture Credit: The Dude It’s morning in Philadelphia, and we’re getting ready for Justice Sunday 3. There’s still time to sign-up to view the simulcast — details about the event and how to watch are at JusticeSunday.com! I’ll be blogging…

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